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IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR
Autor
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joni
CBR 600F3
Pendura
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(Patricia) (Dani) (Marta)
Número de Mensagens
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2364
Idade
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50
Localização
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VISEU
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cbr900rr fireblade...Iguais a esta, já não se fazem...
Data de inscrição :
04/01/2009
Assunto:
IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR
dezembro 17th 2009, 23:29
VEJAM ESTE DESGRAÇADO.....EHEHEH
</embed></object><br /><br /><font color="red">IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</font>... <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" longdesc="13" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--137683" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--137713" id="p137713" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="137713"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>M.Afonso</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 600RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/355-93.jpg" alt="M.Afonso" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Tem k merecer esse privilegio<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 4235<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 45<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> MALPARTIDA-ALMEIDA-GUARDA<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CBR 1000 RR 06<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 29/12/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#137713">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 18th 2009, 00:20</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Parece uma tartaruga kuando está de patas para o ar!!! <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--137713" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--137737" id="p137737" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="137737"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>zeza</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 400<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/726-46.jpg" alt="zeza" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 413<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 50<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> braga<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Suzuki Bandit S 600<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 23/05/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#137737">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 18th 2009, 00:56</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/> ainda bem que bebeu a cerevejinha,senao nós não nos riamos....ahahahhahahaha</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--137737" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--137868" id="p137868" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="137868"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Passadão</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/97-79.jpg" alt="Passadão" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Passadona<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 10932<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa + Xangai<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Honda CBR 1000 RR<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#137868">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 18th 2009, 12:09</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... o xao fugia, estava vento, a porta fugia e como se nao bastasse, um cab&%$ qualquer tirava-lhe o tapete debaixo dos pés</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--137868" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--137995" id="p137995" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="137995"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Mikas</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 600F<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/718-18.jpg" alt="Mikas" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 1259<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Sintra<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CBR 600rr 09<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 20/05/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#137995">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 18th 2009, 17:51</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Mesmo assim tava com sede!!!! <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--137995" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--138000" id="p138000" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="138000"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>MORALEZ</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 600F4i<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/184-8.jpg" alt="MORALEZ" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 3534<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 42<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> PAÇO DE ARCOS<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CBR 1000RR FIREBLADE<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 21/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#138000">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 18th 2009, 17:56</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>REPOST!</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--138000" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--138515" id="p138515" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="138515"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Lady RR</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 650<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/377-39.jpg" alt="Lady RR" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Não!! porque deixam baba de caracol =)<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 5529<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 41<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Baixa da Banheira<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> hornet 600 2002 - CBR 1000 RR 2004 - CBR 1000 RR HRC 2007- CBR 600 RR 2005<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 18/01/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#138515">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 19th 2009, 20:39</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>looooooooooooool<br />ja´conhecia<br />eu nem sei como é que é possivel <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--138515" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--139579" id="p139579" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="139579"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Bad4company</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 750<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/627-45.jpg" alt="Bad4company" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Sagres/Super Bock... depende!<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 6407<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> MAFRA<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> BMW R 1100 RT <br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 25/04/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#139579">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 22nd 2009, 09:59</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_clown.png" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_clown"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--139579" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--140985" id="p140985" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="140985"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>daro</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 600F4<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/1417-28.jpg" alt="daro" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 2861<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 38<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Espinho<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CBR 1100 XX<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 12/10/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#140985">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 24th 2009, 18:08</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>ei ei ei, eu vi, akele tipo de camisola vermelha empurrou o homem... ah e o extintor tambem...... <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/> <br /><br />desgraçado....</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--140985" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141126" id="p141126" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141126"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Fisioterapeuta</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 600RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/h/s3.postimg.cc/glzprah9b/avatar.jpg" alt="avatar" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Espaço<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 4122<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 38<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Zarolha<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 04/03/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141126">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 03:04</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Mas olha que não largava as jolas que foi comprar! <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141126" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141134" id="p141134" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141134"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>jam</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/424-37.jpg" alt="jam" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Anda na moto dela<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 12297<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 65<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> porto<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> 2012 CBR 1000 RA<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 16/02/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141134">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 03:42</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Claro, se perdesse asjolas nunca mais as encontrava, não podia largar.<br />Mas,parece-me feito.</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141134" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://www.cbrportugal.com" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="https://www.cbrportugal.com" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141159" id="p141159" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141159"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Passadão</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/97-79.jpg" alt="Passadão" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Passadona<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 10932<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa + Xangai<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Honda CBR 1000 RR<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141159">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 10:35</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>ja viste o q o homem passou para ir buscar as jolas... lolol.... eu tb n as largava</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141159" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141171" id="p141171" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141171"></a><strong><span style="color:#ED8B13"><strong>Silver_Bullet</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Moderador<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/1073-87.jpg" alt="Silver_Bullet" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 7030<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 38<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Porto/Matosinhos<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CRF 250X | Ex: xtx660 / 600RR / 1000RR 04 & 07 / YZF-R1 RN09, RN12 & RN19<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 16/08/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141171">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 11:50</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Tá engraçado mas para mim é fake!</div><div class="clear"></div><div class="signature_div"><br />_________________________________________<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/pngimages.net/sites/default/files/youtube-png-image-49180.png" style="width: 75px;height: 75px" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Youtube-png-image-49180"/> https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1</div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141171" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141190" id="p141190" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141190"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Bad4company</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 750<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/627-45.jpg" alt="Bad4company" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Sagres/Super Bock... depende!<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 6407<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> MAFRA<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> BMW R 1100 RT <br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 25/04/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141190">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 13:15</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>É natural demais para ser fake... tem de ser muito bom actor e ser um pro em mimica... <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Suspect"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141190" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141191" id="p141191" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141191"></a><strong><span style="color:#ED8B13"><strong>Silver_Bullet</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Moderador<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/1073-87.jpg" alt="Silver_Bullet" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 7030<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 38<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Porto/Matosinhos<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CRF 250X | Ex: xtx660 / 600RR / 1000RR 04 & 07 / YZF-R1 RN09, RN12 & RN19<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 16/08/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141191">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 13:47</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Opiniões, para mim é feito, basta analisar as imagens, e nunca se vê ninguém nem quando entra na loja, depois ao fim de tantos malhos alguém ia ouvir, e por fim de natural não vejo muito.... já vi e já estive com umas boas pielas e daí a parecer uma tartaruga a abanar as pernas e demasiado forçado....<br /><br />Ideias!</div><div class="clear"></div><div class="signature_div"><br />_________________________________________<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/pngimages.net/sites/default/files/youtube-png-image-49180.png" style="width: 75px;height: 75px" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Youtube-png-image-49180"/> https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1</div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141191" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141194" id="p141194" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141194"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Passadão</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/97-79.jpg" alt="Passadão" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Passadona<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 10932<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa + Xangai<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Honda CBR 1000 RR<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141194">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 14:17</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>depende silver.... qdo a apanho começo a gaguejar tb e a malta julga q estou a fingir... o certo que tanto tento falar q o cerebro n deixa, dai gaguejar...</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141194" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141219" id="p141219" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141219"></a><strong><span style="color:#5C64FF"><strong>César Coriolano</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fundador<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/1-72.jpg" alt="César Coriolano" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Mafa<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 8581<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 47<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Braga / S.M.Feira<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 24/09/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141219">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 15:42</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Se fôr feito (achei que sim) é um artistão !! <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" /> <br /><br />Se fôr mesmo real então o gajo ficou som uns abdominais defenidinhos!!<br /><br />E demora ... e demora ... as cervejas já perderam a validade, de certeza <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/drunken_smilie.png" alt="drunken" longdesc="44" /></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141219" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://www.cbrportugal.com" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="https://www.cbrportugal.com" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141221" id="p141221" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141221"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Passadão</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/97-79.jpg" alt="Passadão" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Passadona<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 10932<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa + Xangai<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Honda CBR 1000 RR<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141221">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 15:48</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141221" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141228" id="p141228" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141228"></a><strong><span style="color:#ED8B13"><strong>Silver_Bullet</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Moderador<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/1073-87.jpg" alt="Silver_Bullet" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 7030<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 38<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Porto/Matosinhos<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> CRF 250X | Ex: xtx660 / 600RR / 1000RR 04 & 07 / YZF-R1 RN09, RN12 & RN19<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 16/08/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141228">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 16:51</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Também acho que é tempo a mais.... eu ja entrei em coma e levantava-me na boa até "desligar" looooool Tempos de juventude ehehheheh</div><div class="clear"></div><div class="signature_div"><br />_________________________________________<br /><img src="https://2img.net/h/pngimages.net/sites/default/files/youtube-png-image-49180.png" style="width: 75px;height: 75px" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Youtube-png-image-49180"/> https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1</div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141228" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="https://www.youtube.com/SilverBulletR1" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141244" id="p141244" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141244"></a><strong><span style="color:#5C64FF"><strong>Paulo Laia-HULK</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">Fundador<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/3-15.jpg" alt="Paulo Laia-HULK" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 8693<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 53<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> ex: cb500; ex: cbr900rr 1992; ex: cbr1000rr 2008<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8E8E8E;">Comentários</span> : </span> TWO WHEELS MOVE THE SOUL<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 25/09/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141244">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 18:07</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Cá para mim, este gajo tá é drogado e não bêbado...</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141244" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141274" id="p141274" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141274"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Passadão</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 900RR<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/97-79.jpg" alt="Passadão" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Passadona<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 10932<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 46<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> Lisboa + Xangai<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> Honda CBR 1000 RR<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 06/10/2008<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141274">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 25th 2009, 19:03</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>ou ambas!!!!</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141274" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141323" id="p141323" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141323"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>Bad4company</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 750<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/627-45.jpg" alt="Bad4company" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#EEFF00;">Pendura</span> : </span> Sagres/Super Bock... depende!<br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 6407<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 63<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> MAFRA<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> BMW R 1100 RT <br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 25/04/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141323">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 26th 2009, 01:35</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>Cada caso é um caso e cada pessoa reage de forma diferente ao alcool. ñ discuto se é ou ñ fake nem me interessa, apenas o motivo do tópico... rir um pouco. <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_wink.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_wink"/></div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141323" style=""><td class="row2 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row2 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> <a href="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" title="Visitar a homepage do usuário" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://i.servimg.com/u/f80/13/04/53/58/www10.png" alt="http://www.floraldesign.com.pt" /></a> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--141341" id="p141341" style=""><td class="row1" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="141341"></a><strong><span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strong>pakito</strong></span></strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile">CBR 250<br /><img loading="lazy" src="https://2img.net/u/2712/73/00/72/avatars/919-33.jpg" alt="pakito" style="max-width: 200px; max-height: 600px" /><br /><br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Número de Mensagens</span> : </span> 215<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Idade</span> : </span> 41<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Localização</span> : </span> vidigueira<br /><span class="label"><span style="color:#8e8e8e;">Mota/Modelo</span> : </span> cbr 929 rr<br /><span class="label">Data de inscrição : </span> 17/07/2009<br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row1" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#141341">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" />dezembro 26th 2009, 05:41</span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div>epa mts mts abasladiças <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" border="0" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Lol"/> <br />grande pauzorro</div><div class="clear"></div></div><span class="gensmall"></span></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post--141341" style=""><td class="row1 browse-arrows" align="center" valign="middle" width="150"><a href="#top"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_up" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para o topo" loading="lazy" /></a> <a href="#bottom"><img class="sprite-arrow_subsilver_down" src="https://2img.net/i/empty.gif" alt="Ir para baixo" loading="lazy" /></a></td><td class="row1 messaging gensmall" width="100%" height="28"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td valign="middle"> </td></tr></table></td></tr><tr class="post post--0" id="p0" style=""><td class="row2" valign="top" width="150"><span class="name"><a name="0"></a><strong>Conteúdo patrocinado</strong></span><br /><span class="postdetails poster-profile"><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/empty.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Empty" style="width:150px;height:1px" /></td><td class="row2" valign="top" width="100%" height="28" colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/saphic/icon_minipost.gif" alt="Mensagem" title="Mensagem" border="0" />Assunto: <a href="#0">Re: IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR</a> <img src="https://2img.net/i/fa/icon_minitime.gif" alt="IMPOSSIVEL NÃO RIR Icon_minitime" border="0" /></span></td><td valign="top" nowrap="nowrap" class="post-options"> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="hr"><hr /></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="postbody"><div><div style="max-width:970px;"> <div id="taboola-below-article-thumbnails"></div> <script type="text/javascript"> window._taboola = window._taboola || []; 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Assunto: 
dezembro 17th 2009, 23:29